Friday, 15 April 2011

O'offy,

This is another rather stupid thing my friend Emily has done latley,


My Body: Sleep time now Jazzy. Ready for a deep sleep...

Me: Hoorah! 'Sleep's (Finally asleep!)

Emily: Where do I put the cabbages?

Me: WHAT THE FREAKING HELL????
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Turns out she was dreaming ehr and her mum were at a Kiosk in Waitrose and she ddin't know where to put the cabbages in the trolley...

O'of,

Again, another real stupid thing, involving Emily.

My body: Sleep time now. I'm just about ready to fall into a deep sleep....

Me: 'Breathing deepy'

Emily: Where do I put the cabbages?

Me: WHAT THE HELL!?!??!!?

My body: Alarm, Alarm!
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It turns out she was dreaming about being in a Kiosk in Waitrose with her Mum wondering where to put a cabbage in the trolley....


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Sunday, 3 April 2011

Simply Quite Stupid.

It was only that morning I was thinking of some simply stupid thing's I have said and heard in my eleven years of life.

Me: Hey, how was the duck shooting thing?
Emily: Oh it was Amazing! I was great at it.
Me: Did you shoot any?
Emily: No.
Me: O.o